Book Review – Monster Prick

Hello, wonderlandians. I have a book review for you today. Well, a mini review. I hope you enjoy this mini review. Plus it is Friday! I hope you all are having a great Friday. What are you guys doing this weekend? Leave me a comment down below telling me what you guys are doing over the weekend. I have work on Saturday but I’m off on Sunday so I don’t know what I’m doing. But I’m sure I can think of something.

Let’s talk cover.

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I really like this cover. It’s simple but at the same time giving me the vibes of The Billionaire’s Betrayal. There is like a blueish filter over it. I really like it is subtle but it stands out. The model on the cover…OMG, his body is hot, hot, and HOT (I feel like I am using him as a piece of man meat. #sorrynotsorry). I am really liking covers like I guess for right now.

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Synopsis 

Over my dead body.

That’s what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it’s going to be me.

I shouldn’t even be considering it, but I can’t get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

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Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone’s going to do, it’s going to be him.

I hate that I’m even considering his offer.

But I am … I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me.

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.

This was a really good short book. It was just what I needed. I did not know though that is was a novella is a series. I definitely felt that I was missing something towards the end of this book. Finds out that I was there is a whole other book that takes place before they sound really introduces the characters. I picked this look up because it was a 2 and 1/2 Hour audiobook. I really just wanted something quick and easy that I could get through in a day. I am definitely checking out the first book in this series. I’m not going to give any spoilers away this is going to be a really short review.

Things that attracted me to this book

  1. Kendall Ryan wrote it
  2. It was a short book
  3. I found it to be really cute
  4. The characters were fun
  5. There’s no drama

Things that frustrated me about this book

  1. Nothing it was perfect.

The narrator I am noticing reads most of Kendall Ryan’s book. I really like her. She is fun to listen to.

Thank you all for joining me in our little part of Wonderland. Please don’t forget to feed the unicorns on your way out.

Until next time

Much love

Ashten

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Cover Reveal – The Inheritance

Hello, wonderlandians. Today I have a  cover reveal for you guys. Thank you Xpresso Tours for letting me be a part of this cover reveal. As always it’s very much appreciated.

This book looks absolutely amazing and I cannot wait to get my hands on it. After reading the synopsis of the book it’s definitely something with the right up my alley. First impressions just going off the synopsis of this book is it sounds similar to a book that I read recently. It was about a guy who had not 30 days but he had 6 months to find himself a wife. His inheritance was also on the line. What I like about the synopsis in this book is it clearly states that she’s not related to the man who left her his estate. So I am really excited to see where the twists and turns go into this book. The expected publication date for this book is February 6th, 2018. We are less than a month away. I’ve already added it to my Goodreads list.



  1. The Inheritance
    Mika Lane
    Publication date: February 6th 2018
    Genres: Adult, Romance

Life was good. I was tending bar, making enough to get by, paying my rent, and enjoying the occasional cocktail with my best friend gay boyfriend, Matty. And then I got the call. One of my customers had passed. The one who we nicknamed “Grandpa,” who’d watch us for hours from his seat at the bar, sucking on the same beer, never leaving a tip.

For some reason the old coot left me his estate. Huh? He looked like the last person in the world to have an “estate.” Well, did your mother ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover?

And thanks to good old Grandpa, it looks like I may never have to work again.

But of course there’s a catch. There’s always a catch. I only get Grandpa’s money if I’m 25 years old (check), and married (not checked; not by a landslide). And–I only have 30 days to pull this off.

I didn’t see how I could make it happen, until four eligible bachelors waltzed into my life. Then, I had a whole different set of problems…

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Author Bio:

Writing has been a passion of Mika’s since a young age (her first book was “The Day I Ate the Milkyway”), but erotic romance is now what gives purpose to her days and nights. She lives in magical Northern California with her own handsome alpha dude, sometimes known as Mr. Mika Lane, and an evil cat named Bill. A devotee of the intelligent and beautiful, and lover of shiny things, she’s a yogi, hiker, traveler, thinker, observer, and book worm. She has been known to drink cheap champagne and has way too many shoes.

A National Reader’s Choice Awards finalist, Mika always deliver a hot, sexy romp, often with imperfect characters, and a promised happily ever after (or at least happy for now).

She LOVES to hear from readers, and can be found at http://www.mikalane.com, and facebook.com/mikalaneauthor, when she’s not dreaming up naughty tales to share.

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As always thank you for joining me here in our little part of Wonderland. Don’t forget to feed the Unicorn to treat on your way out. t\The last time I was over there I saw that there was a carnival going on. So stop by for free ride the popcorn.

Until next time

Much love

Ashten

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Top Three Thursday – Bookish Resolutions/Goals

Hello, wonderlandians. How is your Thursday going? Let me show how mine is going….

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If you read yesterdays post I had mentioned that yesterday I went to the doctors and was told that I had mono. Mono makes you very sleepy. So while I was at work I was trying very hard not fall asleep at my desk. Let me tell you how hard that actually was. HARD! I am so tried it burns to keep my eyes open.

So this post is going to be my Top Three Bookish Resolutions/Goals. I did a tag it was called The New Year’s Resolutions Book Tag. I wanted to talk about three goals that I want to achieve this year in detail and I feel like this is the post to do it in. This prompt is from The Artsy Reader Girl. She has taken over Top Ten Tuesday for The Broke and The Bookish. I have just modified to fit Top Three Thursday.

Here we go.

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I am writing a book (well I am writing two). I am writing a book. I can’t say that enough. I am writing a book. I have started and never finished any of my previous projects before. This one though this is the one. This is the most personal book I have ever written and it scares the living shit out of me. This project me is super personal that’s why it scares the crap out of me. it’s like I’m starting a brand new chapter in my life. Got it chapter because I’m reading a book. My goal is to get this book the first draft done by July. I’m calling it project Emerald for now. That’s not the title that’s not the name. So when I refer to project Emerald on this Blog then you’ll know what I’m talking about.

My goal is to write one blog posts a day on this blog. I always want to be uploading content here. I have a booktube channel and for me, it became so overwhelming that I just gave up on it. The one thing I don’t want to give up on this year is this blog. So even if the blog posts are late like this one’s going to be. For whatever reason, my blog says that after 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time where I live that it just starts the next day. not true so as of right now it is 8:53pm. So I’m  still within my limit of time. over the last month-and-a-half, this Blog has become such a big part of my life just as much as reading has become. I feel like it’s making me a better reader because I’m able to take the time that I need to with my book reviews and think of everything. When it came to my booktube channel which I really want to get back to you at some point I felt very overwhelmed because I had to you know have good lighting. There’s just a lot of variables when it comes to booktube but when it comes to my blog I feel like I have a more free space if that makes any sense. I like the community that I’m building and the community that I’m a part of in the blogging world. That’s all thanks to you guys. The ones who are following commenting and liking my blog. so thank you.

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This goal has to do with Instagram. I own two photography companies one with my mom and one that I own by myself. I really want to do something with those. I want to research more when it comes to Instagram and photography. I know this isn’t a bookish Go but I really want to build that up. I’ve really missed doing photography and if there’s any way that I can incorporate books into that photography I think it would be really cool. So I do have an Instagram for my books. I don’t post on there a lot. I want to post more on there too so every book review that I do will be on my Instagram on my blog. But I really want to get better with my photography this year so I’ve been watching a lot of flat lays that look really cool. That you can do with books. So I guess long story short I want to work on all three of my Instagram’s to really make them.

Thank you all for joining me here in our little part of Wonderland. Don’t forget to feed the unicorns on your way out. I hear that they are giving free rides to anybody who gives them a treat.

Until next time

Much love

Ashten

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